INSULTS

COME ON GUYS GOOD I INSULTS! PLEASE, LEMME HEAR EM!

You pussy willow! What a diaper baby! P.U better get tthat DIAPER CHANGED YOU BIG FAT OVERSIZED MAN BABY!

YOU BLUBBERING UGLY PIECE OF WHALE FAT! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPIDHEAD!

Okay, maybe I better lay off the insults.... mine aren't that creative.... but you guys can do bettah!

What is this? And why encourage insults? That never helped anyone.

....Unless its very clever.....

Heres one "You dirty pirate hooker."-Ron Burgandy

"Don't talk out loud; you lower the IQ of the whole street." ~Sherlock Holmes

"Oh gosh, did you get that horrendous -insert clothing item here- at Goodwill? Why, you ask? Well, if you know what's good for you, you will burn it!"

Dang all ov mine are out the moment you put no cussing

You are a flipperfasting, wally knut, frickin, stupid face who has no friends and should die on the street with your other wally knut friends and you wally knut family.

You look how I feel

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! 

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to? 
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! 

French Soldier: Un cadeau. 
Other French soldiers: A what? 
French Soldier: A present. 
Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau. Oui oui. 
French Soldier: Allons y! 
Other French soldiers: What? 
French Soldier: Let's go! 
Other French soldiers: Oh. 

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. 

King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look? 
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types. 
King Arthur: What are you then? 
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? 
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England? 
French Soldier: Mind your own business. 

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right? 
King Arthur: I'm not interested! 
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: It could be carried by an African swallow. 
King Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot? 
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. 
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: But then the African swallow's not migratory... 

French Soldier: You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior! 

King Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. 
French Soldier: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. 
King Arthur: What? 
Sir Galahad: He said they've already got one! 
King Arthur: Are you sure he's got one? 
French Soldier: Oh yes, it's very nice! 

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