Wild Card
Gender: Stallion
Species: Earth Pony
Mane: Dark blue, pushed back like he was caught in an explosion
Tail: Short, dark blue with darkish green tips
Eyes: Pinkish Purple
Body: A little above average height, a bit feminine build and light gray
Cutie Mark: Three bits
Age (Baby,adult): Young Adult (24)
Personality: Wild Card is pretty much what his name suggests. A wild card. Wild is a pretty wacky and goofy pony. When you meet him, he's a bit off. You'd know he's just a stallion, but with an "add on," if you will. Or missing a component. Either or. He'll talk about the most random things. He'll do it for humor sometimes, but his mind is one giant wacky mystery
Likes: Food, Vests, Sugar, Talking, Abnormal ponies, Comedy and Friendship
Dislikes: Boring ponies, Normal ponies, Awkward silence, Logic, and His family.
History: Wild Card was born to a middle class family of Unicorns in Manehattan. Both of his parents were Unicorns and so were his brothers and sisters. Wild's parents were quite puzzled to see their youngest son was an Earth Pony. When he was a toddler, his weird side began to come out. He would crawl around, bite down on ponies and stuffed animals, rolled through the house, and hugged random ponies. When he learned to speak, he talked about being beaten to the moon and being the king of Earth Ponies. His parents didn't want him anymore, and his siblings were scared of him. When he was three, they sent him to the Manehattan Orphanage.
While Wild Card lived there, it didn't exactly help his odd personality. He often ran around the orphanage speaking madness and getting overly affectionate with everypony. There were some cases where he licked a foal or two just for fun. Most ponies picked on him for how he acted. Wild counteracted it with his goofy personality and humor. He turned some ponies to his side, or he weirded them out and they backed off. It's a good defense mechanism, if you think about it.
When he was old enough to leave the orphanage, he tried to get to Cloudsdale. Obviously, that failed. Then he settled for Ponyville. He heard some interesting ponies lived there. He thought about Canterlot so he could try and brighten up some snobby Unicorn's days, but that most likely would fail. So he took his goofy flank on down to Ponyville. By now, almost everypony knows him. Either from his personality, or the junk he sells at the Marketplace. If you can think of something with minor value, Wild Card sold it and gave a peck on the cheek to the buyer.
Time and age has done quite a bit to change Wild's personality. He's shaken off the shy part of himself, and he's calmed down slightly. Only slightly. He's still a notorious goofball, but he's not Off the Wall mental. He's also grown a bit sarcastic, in a few ways.
Example RP segment: 1
Wild Card trotted through Ponyville, hugging everypony he saw. Some hugged back, most were scared of him. Just another day in the life of sir Wild Card of Ponyville. He liked the sound of that. He couldn't help but say that to himself. Before he could, his voice was drowned out by the sound of a filly crying. Wild hopped over to where he heard it and looked down.
"Yup, it's a crying filly alright."
The filly looked up at him, sobbing like every foal who's ever cried rolled into one. "I lost my mommy!"
"Well, how did you do that?" Wild Card looked puzzled. How does a filly lose their mother? Didn't seem that easy to do
"Please, help me find her."
Wild Card looked at her and snapped his hoof. "I can do that. But we'll have to cross through the dangerous Everfree Forest, climb to the highest mountain top, and do parkour on the moon!"
The filly had no idea what he was talking about. She was a bit worried at the same time. Mostly because this pony would be no help in finding her mother. Then he watched Wild Card run off to find her mother and slam into a wall. While he lay on the floor, the filly's mom ran over to her.
"MOMMY! I missed you so much!"
Wild Card hopped off of the ground and brushed the dirt off of himself.
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" He gave the mare and filly a quick hug, then hopped away. Sucks that they didn't go to the moon. He wanted to get it back after some jerks stole it from him... At least he helped save a poor little filly, even if he slammed directly into a wall and the mother came in by circumstance. And those two will always remember Wild Card's face as the nutjob who wanted to freerun on the moon to search for a mom. All in a days work for Sir Wild Card of Ponyville.
"SIR WILD CARD OF PONYVILLE!" is what he shouted as he hopped off into the sunset...
ACCEPTANCE!
Subject: Wild Card 
Sat May 11, 2013 12:00 pm
