Leg It, You Fools! *Season 4 Finale*

"Well, you ready to face what ever us out there?"Speaker asked.

Jet nods, putting on his shades "As ready as I will ever be. So pretty much yeah lets go."

Speaker went to the surface and saw the worse of the three options.

(I'll take over Tirek rping if thats okay with you)
Tirek was walking down the valley, looking around saying "I know you are here, so where are you hiding."

"It is option 3," Speaker whispered down to Jet.

Jet slowly shakes his head "Should we cause a distraction?"

"That would only lead to either you losing your flight or me losing my magic, plus he already knows we are here." Speaker responded back, and re poked his head up to the surface.

"Come out little pegasus, I can sense your flight." Tirek called out to the plain as he continued searching.

Jet whispers "I have a rock." He picks it up aims and throws it towards a distant rock

"I must say that was brilliant," Speaker said as Tirek went towards the distant rock. "Now we should be fine if you don't fly, since my magic is way too weak to be sensed."Speaker added.

Jet nods "Where should we head to?"

"Well we cant go back down, and he'll tell if we run, so fight?"Speaker said unconfidently.

Jet nods "Well if it is the only thing to do. It was a honor walking beside you Speaker. Now let's honor our ancestors and fight until we go down."

" It's not like we are going to die fighting, we might just get the magic/flight sucked out of us..."Speaker said as he climbed out of the hole

Jet walks out of the hole "But aren't we the last ponies with our abilities in equestria? Technically that means once he gets us, he is going to be stronger than my father when he got angry." He picks up a stone and says "Let's start the party." He throws the stone aimed for Tirek's head

"Yes, it's party time" Speaker said as he started chucking empty vodka bottles at tirek.

Jet keeps throwing stones "Hey! Flank face over here!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME" Tirek shouted as he fired a huge beam of magic at the duo.

Jet grabs Speaker and pulls him along out of the way of the blast "I called you a flank face you coward!"

"WHO DARES CALL ME COWARD"Tirek yelled more loudly.

"Thanks"Speaker said as Jet pulled him out of the way," and I think I have a plan, I just need you to keep him distracted."

Jet nods "Welp time to reveal myself." He runs out from behind the rock and runs towards another rock "HEY! OVER YOU COWARDLY MOTHER BUCKIN' FLANK FACE!"

Tirek started charging towards Jet, fury in his eyes, as Blown Speaker started to move around him to his left, and pulled something out of his bag.

Jet stands his ground and says "Go back to Tartarus you Flank face!"

Tirek felt something wet as Speaker poured vodka on him, but he didn't notice, for he was busy thinking of how to make this pony pay for his insolence.

As Speaker ran out of vodka his horn started to glow. "I know I'm weak at magic, but please let this work." he said to himself.

Jet grins and says "You want me? Come get me!" Jet throws his rum bottle turns and starts running

Just before Tirek started chasing after Jet, it happened, a small spark landed on the alcohol covered Tirek and he was soon on fire, it was a small fire, but enough to spread along his body as he started to chase Jet, then the bottle hit and his face ignited, this is a PG-13 forum so I wont go into the details, but as Tirek burned the magic leaked back to Equestria, making him weaker, until he had no magic left at all.

"What should we do with him Jet?" Speaker asked, nodding at the now powerless Tirek.

Jet shrugs "Get him back to Tartarus?" He walks over to Tirek and kicks his head

"How though, it's not like I can conjure up a portal."Speaker said, noticing now that he was sweating beyond measure and felt like he was about to collapse. "Man that spell took alot out of me."